The Copy Writer

WARNING: 66.7% Of Your Profits Are Going straight Down The Drain…Read This Important Message Now To Stem Your Losses

“Rob…thanks so much for your great sales letter…it was very good. I really appreciate your efforts.”

— Clayton Makepeace…legendary copywriter and marketer

“Rob, you are our secret weapon that devastates our competitors. Your copywriting expertise has generated over $70 million in revenue for our client’s companies worldwide.”

— Nick Turley, Belron

How Much Money Have You Lost So Far Today?

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but if you are like most marketers, then you are leaking money like a colander full of bullet holes. Heck…anyone would think you hate money the way you are letting it slip through your fingers. Just check out this video to see exactly what I mean…

 

 

You see? Unless every step of your marketing funnel is fully optimized, you will be hemorrhaging a ton of money at every step. The difference between rags and riches really is wafer thin. And sadly, most people choose failure, when they could so easily choose success.

Imagine this…You’ve got a massive pile of $100 dollar bills in your back yard – but it has caught fire. So you organize a chain of people to put the fire out by passing water along a line. The first guy pours water into the second one’s bucket, who then pours this into the third person’s bucket…and so on until they get to you…and you throw the water on the fire. That could work, right?

But what if each of those buckets was riddled with holes…what would happen then? At each point in the chain, more and more water would be lost. And by the time they reached the end, there would be next to nothing left to put the fire out with.

So because your funnel is so inefficient, you have to stand there and watch your money burn to ashes. And the bad news is that this is not just a story…that is what is actually happening in your business every day. You are leaking customers and revenue all over the place, and letting most of your profits go up in smoke. Let me prove it to you…

How You Are Throwing Away Traffic, Opt-ins, Sales,
Revenue and Profits

Just think about how many hoops a prospect has to jump through to become one of your customers. Online, the process might typically look like this. The prospect has to:

• decide to click on your ad or listing
• opt-in to your mailing list from your landing page
• confirm their subscription
• open your promotional email
• click on a link in your email
• read the whole of your sales page, or watch your video
• click the order button
• enter credit card details on order page

Each one of those steps is a leaky bucket, and unless you have fully optimized every single step of the process, you are losing a fire hose of money right along the chain.

You Think That’s Bad?
Let’s Multiply Your
Losses By Ten…

OK, that scenario is scary enough. But that is just the tip of the iceberg.
You’d better go and get an extra large box of Kleenex, because this next problem is really depressing.

You see, if your entire sales process was fully optimized, you could literally dominate your market. You would be making so much money from each customer that your competitors wouldn’t stand a chance. You could afford to bid for the top position in Adwords – even for competitive keywords. You could do massive banner buys and drive a ton of sales. Your affiliates would be making tons of money, so they would send you an avalanche of traffic. You could market profitably offline through a whole range of extra channels.

In short, you would be the King (or Queen) of your market…and no-one else could touch you. Your bank account would be so full, you’d have to start hoarding the overflow cash under your mattress. Unfortunately, though, that ain’t the case. Why?

Because your sales copy sucks.

(Sorry to be so rude…but it’s true.)

Of course, copy isn’t the only factor that determines how many sales you get, but it is the single most important element. And the easiest to change. Which means that you are only one rewrite away from stemming the tide and stuffing all those lost dollars back in your pocket. So heck, what are you waiting for!

Let’s take a look to see just how easy it is to double your sales and triple your profits. Imagine you went through the sales process we looked at above and improved the conversion rate at every step by a mere 10% – just by tweaking the copy. Doesn’t sound hard to do, right? And it isn’t (for a top-notch copywriter like me, that is).

But look at the result. Compounded over the eight steps in the process, that results in a whopping 214% increase in sales. You have more than doubled your turnover, practically overnight. Better still, you have achieved that vast improvement without spending a single extra cent on advertising. It’s free money…and there’s plenty of it! So it is likely that your profit per sale will have tripled.

How’s that for a magic trick? In no time at all, you have doubled your sales and tripled your profits. And you can conjure up that kind of result right now, and transform the future of your business.

How To Deploy A “Secret
Weapon” That Will Devastate
Your Competition

So now you can see how easy it is to transform your business almost overnight. Right now, you can make the decision to stop struggling to drive more and more traffic to get fewer and fewer sales…eking out a miserable a living from the few crumbs your measly conversion rates allow.

Instead, you can enjoy maximizing the revenue you make from every click, and catapulting your business into the stratosphere where you dominate Adwords, banner advertising, affiliate marketing…and a great deal more.

How is this possible? Because for a short time, you have instant access to a copywriter who has already made that dream come true for so many marketers, businesses and corporations worldwide.

So who am I? As one of my biggest client puts it,

I am “the secret weapon that devastates competitors.” And I have the track record to prove it.

In fact, I was writing controls for major corporations when Yahoo was a newborn baby and Google was just a twinkle in Larry and Sergey’s eyes. Here are just a few of the blue-chip corporations who have become repeat customer over the years:

Apple Computer	Citibank	Microsoft	AT&T
Hewlett-Packard	Barclays Bank	IBM	Vodafone
BT	Coca Cola	Saatchi & Saatchi	Ericsson

…plus a boatload of Internet marketers and direct mailers who now have more hard cash than some small countries. As a result of one phone call to me, they no longer have to worry about:

• investing thousands of dollars in PPC, SEO and other traffic-driving tactics, only to see their money evaporate due to disappointing sales
• constantly struggling to find the mythical “avalanche of free traffic” to generate some revenue from their wimpy, under-performing sales pages
• constantly looking for the “next big thing” that will save their ailing businesses from bankruptcy
• being frustrated at having a great product, but being unable to find a way to sell it
• watching thousands of dollars of revenue disappear due to an inefficient sales process
• struggling to stand out and make sales in the competitive markets where the real money is made
• burning the midnight oil yet again to find something – anything – that will turn their marketing campaigns from loss makers to profit takers

Instead, they are now relaxing in their luxury homes, enjoying:

• a huge boost in conversion rates that multiplies results through their entire sales process
• a massive increase in traffic, opt-ins, sales and revenues across the board
• slashing their PPC budgets whilst driving more traffic, thanks to greatly improved click through rates maximizing quality score
• greatly improved cash flow – more money coming in, less going out
• constant requests from super affiliates desperate to get on the gravy train
• mind-boggling mailing lists that will make money for years
• a big, big increase in the one thing that REALLY counts – bottom-line profit

Whatever You Want…Whatever You Need – You Got It

If you just need raw copy that gets prospects squealing for their credit cards, you’ve got it. Or if you need a complete package – killer copy plus an outstanding design and layout – you’ve got it. And if you need advice on how to build a multi-million dollar campaign – online or offline – you can have that, too.

Of course, I can deliver whatever you need to sell your products like crazy, including:

• long-form or short-form sales pages
• video salesletters
• landing pages
• banners and email creatives
• autoresponder sequences
• High-CTR PPC ads
• direct mail packages
• newspaper or magazine space ads

…and anything else you need to succeed.

Get Your Personal “Magic Bullet” Right Here

If you have spent years looking for the magic bullet that will allow you to achieve your dreams, then your search is over.

No doubt you have already discovered that you won’t find a fast track to wealth by dominating Google, spamming Facebook, backlinking yourself to death or uploading videos that get ten views each. But by turning your business into a highly-efficient sales machine, you can accomplish everything you have dreamed of – and much more, too. And copy that converts like crazy will make that happen.

A copy makeover is the closest thing to a “magic bullet” you are ever likely to find.

So, are you ready to switch from under-achieving to over-succeeding? Getting started is easy…just three simple steps:

Unquestionable Proof…Without a Testimonial in Sight

Now at this point, I could add a whole bunch of over-hyped testimonials to convince you what a fantastic job I can do. But to be honest, for all you know, I could have made them all up, right?

In any case, there’s no need. I’m a copywriter, and this is my own sales letter (and sales video). The proof is right here in front of your eyes. The fact that you have read this far proves that I can write compelling copy that attracts your attention, engages your interest and stimulates your desire to take action.

Yes, I have been blatantly manipulating and persuading you since you first hit this page (sorry about that, but it’s my job…right?). If you want to see just a few of the psychological tricks I have pulled on you in the last few minutes, click below to see how my stunningly-effective system works:

And that is just part of my bag of tricks…there are plenty more ideas where those came from.

Don’t forget, in the example at the top of this page, I showed you how easily I can double your sales and triple your profits. The logic is undeniable, right? Just get out a calculator, and you can prove that beyond any doubt yourself.

Contact me today, and you will perfectly positioned to turn the financial dial all the way from “Much Too Poor” to “Far Too Rich.”

Not only that, you will also become slim, good looking, and irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex. (OK, I made that bit up, but I’m working on it…)

WARNING: For Ambitious Business Owners Only…Do You Qualify
To Succeed?

I hate to leave anybody out, but if you want to climb aboard this gravy train, you need to be committed to succeed. My services are for those who can clearly see the return on investment that is possible when your sales funnel is optimized, and your revenues maximized.

It’s a serious game. To put this in perspective, this is what you would need to invest to hire some of my copywriting colleagues at this level of expertise:

Do you qualify as a serious marketer? If you are ready to play in the same league as marketers who take home multi-million dollar pay packets, just get in touch and we will start the ball rolling.

Give Your Credit Cards a Break…They Need it, Right?

Whether you sell online or offline, advertising and marketing costs have a nasty habit of maxing out your credit cards. Every time Google dings your card, for example, you get a severe pain in the wallet. And it’s not short-term pain…it’s chronic – often terminal.

But when your copy converts like crazy, all the numbers make more sense. You get more sales on a smaller ad budget. Less money going out…more money coming in. The heavy load on your credit cards decreases. And your wallet can begin the long healing process towards better financial health and prosperity.

So stop committing financial suicide. Don’t give the Google guys and their cronies all your money – they’ve got more than enough without bankrupting you. Just click below to save yourself from permanent damage to your wealth:

Don’t Throw Away Your Last Chance To Succeed

I’d love to help you get out of this mess, but to be honest, I can’t guarantee you a place in my schedule. I’m already busy, both with my own projects, and with some pretty demanding clients. So if you get in touch and I’m already booked up way ahead, then I apologize. I’d really like to help, but there are only so many hours in a day, right?

If you are quick, you can probably grab one of the last slots I have available. But if you hesitate, you might find yourself left out in the cold.

I really wouldn’t want to do that to you, but I may not have any choice. You see, I don’t sub work out to “copy cubs” or juniors – I hand craft and polish every word myself – because I know just how critical it is to get things exactly right. And there’s only one of me (sadly, they broke the mold), so if I’m booked, then I’m booked…and I won’t be able to help.

Don’t Lose Another Dollar

How much money have you lost today? This week? Since you started your business? If you start adding up the numbers, it will probably scare the heck out of you. Just think, if you had hired me and maximized your income from the start, you could be driving this car…

But you’re not. You could be living in this house:

But you’re not. And you could be enjoying this lifestyle

But you’re not. Because you screwed up and didn’t call me. That’s the bad news. The good
news is that it’s not too late to change. You CAN salvage your future. You have a choice. You
can:

A) Stock up on Kleenex, Jack Daniels and Prozac, then hide under the covers in a darkened room, crying over the money you are losing every day.

B) Take action to turbocharge your sales process….by contacting me right now.

Personally, I recommend option B. (Even Kleenex is expensive when you’re broke).

But you had better act fast. After all, every minute you spend reading this page, you are letting more sales slip past you, and more money is going straight down the toilet. Wow…who thought surfing the net could be so expensive!

Heck…you are making me feel guilty. I don’t want you to lose yet another dollar – so don’t waste another second. Click below to get in touch right now and stop the pain:

Email: rob(at)thecopywriter.com
Skype: robpalmer3
Phone: +13477564226

P.S. Warning: If your merchant account is set up to notify you by email every time a sale is made, you are advised to switch this function off before implementing my copy, in order to prevent your mailbox from being overloaded.

P.P.S. Please ensure that your merchant account is geared up to accept a sharp increase in sales without being closed down. Better still, try to have multiple merchant accounts running, so that you can split the payment processing load across them, to avoid overloading one account.

P.P.P.S. Please note that your tax liabilities will probably increase substantially as a result of working with me. I strongly advise you to take the advice of a good tax consultant to minimize the effects of taxation on your excess profits.